If this weren't a G-rated blog, this would be The Food Porn Meme…

(un)relaxeddad, that devil, tagged me with the "Food Porn Meme" which I have to say I am – after a brief bout of cursing him under my breath – grateful for because creativity seems to have gone decidedly by the wayside in recent days.  And because this is, after all, about sex, I am inviting my Mate to, uh, help me out.

1. What food do you consider
the best “date” food? In other words, what meal or food item do you
think is sexiest to eat in the company of someone you would like to
look sexy around?
Mate: Doesn’t matter what the food is as long as you are feeding each other. Okay. Caviar.

(And really good champagne.)

2.What well-known person would you like to share a meal with?
Scarlett Johansson

(Excuse the editorializing but, ewwww)

3. What does your perfect
breakfast-in-bed look like? (Food AND the details, please. Candles?
Music? Flowers? Hot tub? Dancing girls?)
I hate breakfast in bed.

(We both hate breakfast in bed – one of many reasons we are still together after, eek, 27 years.)

4.What do you consider the best application of whipped cream to be?
I have an answer but wife tells me this is a g-rated blog.

(We’ll get back to you on this one.)

5. Oh-God-No, Biff, the
yacht is sinking! You are sent to the galley to retrieve the food. What
luxury food items do you snatch first? The champagne? The caviar?
Smoked Salmon? Truffles? Chocolate? Or something else?
I wouldn’t get any luxury foods – in that situation, you’ve got to prevent scurvy for God’s sake.  So I’d gather up all the oranges, lemons and limes and save the women and children.

(Is that man hot, or what?)

For those  intrepid enough to take this on…This Meme was started by a self-described "modern day recluse." I guess that makes sense.

The Rules…
“Answer each of the five questions. Tag five bloggers you would
like to pass the meme to. Have them link back to you and to this post
as the source meme. You and they can take the graphic from here if they
like.”

Ok, now to tag…eenie, meenie, minee, moe…
Robin, because she this may be her first meme.
neurotic parent, because she can focus on herself for once
Mizmell, because now that finals are over, she has the time
Jennifer H, because she is brave enough to take it out for a spin
Mindful Mom, because we have to get out of our minds now and then, right?

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6 thoughts on “If this weren't a G-rated blog, this would be The Food Porn Meme…

  1. I tried to make it work, but had to censor one question for raciness, two for general mediocrity and two for grammer.
    Sorry – but I’m sick of colleges and up for a more literate meme.

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