A text from Middle arrived out of the blue:
(Girlfriend)’s family has a carbonator too. She doesn’t think it is a dumb purchase. But I still do.
I don’t know how that came up. But I thought it was relevant.
He is referring to this. When I brought it home two Christmases ago, I was laughed at by the men in my family. Laughed at, I tell you.
And despite that fact that we use it ALL THE TIME, they are, clearly, still laughing.